Man: Hey! What the fuck!?
Woman: What… oh… what of it?
Man: You can’t do stuff like that in here!
Woman: Come on man, it’s not like anyone in here even gives a shit.
Man: I… I… you’re…
Woman: Spit it out…
Man: …Unbelievable!
Woman: This place is full of smack heads and wasters. This… this is Art.
Man: It’s a café not a canvas!
Woman: Mate! It’s close to being… and it’s not even paint, chill out…
Man: I’m gonna call the fucking police right fucking now if you don’t…
Woman: Voila.
Man: What the hell is it? It’s just… a… wow… that’s… actually pretty good.
Woman: And in an instant a table comes to life.
Man: Who are you…?
Woman: I’m just… trying to get there… you know? Nah… fuck it, I’m Banksy.
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